The two-step

This item appears on page 55 of the March 2013 issue.

Tell ITN about the funniest thing that ever happened to you while traveling in a foreign country. (ITN prints no info on destinations in the United States.) The ITN staff will choose each month’s winner, who will receive a free one-year subscription to ITN. Entries not chosen cannot be acknowledged.

This month’s winner is REYNOLDS BRANDER of Grand Rapids, Michigan:

About 20 years ago while visiting London, my wife and I were leaving the play “The Mousetrap” when I came face to face with a sweet, older Englishwoman, and it was one of those right foot, left foot, right foot deals until my “dancing partner” exclaimed, “Once more, dearie, and I really must go.”