Funniest Thing For May

Tell ITN about the funniest thing that ever happened to you while traveling in a foreign country. There are no restrictions on length. (ITN prints no info on destinations in the U.S., Canada, Mexico or the Caribbean.) The ITN staff will choose each month’s winner, who will receive a free one-year subscription to ITN. Entries not chosen cannot be acknowledged.

This month’s winner is DON WRIGHT of Newberg, Oregon:

An indication of 35 years of marriage? At 40,000 feet over the Pacific, I rose from my seat and my wife asked, “Where are you going?” I just told her, “To the store,” and proceeded to the lavatory.